This morning I am wearing a dress that is too short and was wearing a pair of underwear that is apparently too big. I had not even walked a block from the parking garage and I could feel my underwear at my knees. I had to duck into a building and stand there until I could figure out what to do. (Mind you, every building has a security guard at the front desk.) I just decided to unclench my legs and let them fall. I put them in my purse, left the building, and continued walking.
I have never not worn underwear in public in my life. (Ok....except for once when we had "Commando Tuesday" while I was in AmeriCorps.) I feel so exposed. I am just praying that I have little discharge today, and I don't have to sneeze. I have a training and a meeting this afternoon. I am praying I don't have any issues. I just wish this dress was longer; then maybe I wouldn't be as concerned. To make matters worse, the only reason I wore this dress today was because I have an internal exam tonight. Perhaps I can slip my undies back on before I head into the doctor's office. All I know is this is going to be a looong day.
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